Maybe a bed full of some ‘oops’ and ‘Aaah’s. If you are able to figure out what this piece is about, then this one will be a great help, making you prepared for a good session, down there. The ultimate pleasure that humans have been known to experience is from a sexual intercourse. This can be figured out from the hush-hush yet a widely known craze around the topic.
This is the act, each one of us wants to perform the best. It is an experience that one tries to make the most special. As it is widely said, ‘great *** is fantastic, but the one with real love is insane’, true that is. But, there are some of these painfully embarrassing things that act spoilsport during the game!
To get you prepared for the event, here is a list of nearly fifteen turn-offs, that may embarrass you during the act. Alas, they happen, involuntarily.
Phew! This is the flip-side of the adventurous act! This will be a dreadful yet knowledgeable read for you! Go ahead.
Maybe you would have encountered some of them. *Pursed lips*
This usually happens after a beer pong. The resultant hookup from the hangover and indulging in a missionary one, usually leads to the encounter of a burp, sometimes when the passion is at an all time high. Gosh! That is a big piss off.
#2. Long hair, in the most undesired of the places.
Well, this is a part and parcel of an intimate session with a long-haired partner. Discovering the long hair from those little gaps is so annoying.
Also called as the vaginal fart, this generally happens when air is trapped inside due to the repeated in and out motion. This is a sign of a wild session there and also a bad encounter in the rear-position.
If it is funky smelly then it busts the mood, badly. Amongst all the oohs and aahs, if there is a fart sound, which is generally observed while in a missionary position, then the partner might get turned off. But, this is a natural phenomenon which can happen with anyone.
#5. The wet spot
This territory of the bed is the new Bermuda Triangle in the latter part of the act. It is the result of a love-making session that you just had minutes ago. You may rock the complete area, just leaving those four wet squares!
#6. Period sex.
Yikes! This is a condition of safe sex.
But the most disappointing is when your partner unaware of the date and she starts bleeding. It is a little yuck, but many a times the vaginal cramps are shooed away, thanks to a cunnilingus during this time.
#7. A lockjaw.
A risky one at that, this may take you to the doc, too. When you are on his joystick and suddenly you hear a click and you cannot move your jaw, let alone close it, this is risky dude.
#8. Painting a dirty picture with the dirty talks.
One of the pre-requisites to a good and satisfying session in the bed, an inexperienced sex talk can lower the spirits in the worst way. Talking dirty is an art not many can master, so to not get anxiety in between the erotic gameplay, one must be cautious at it.
#9. Hair floss.
After being teabagged, this is a pretty usual sight, when one is not clean down there. Some love the forest down there, so refrain from shaving. So, in order to avoid the embarrassment, gift your partner a warm soapy bath, placing some shaving cream and a tender razor. Maybe, they will take the hint then.
This can get frustrating at times when the hair strand escapes your teeth and there it is, caught at the back of your tongue or in your throat. Pretty much a natural happening, but best avoided.
Generally, women tend to experience dryness down there, despite the natural lubricating system. To avoid this temporary phase of dryness, keep some heated or chilled lubes handy to use, in case.
#12. Limbs akimbo
For couples, the partner knows where to glide and where to hold, but for the novice, there are chances of limbs getting locked. And it turns out to be a funny scene, unentangling! Elbows poked and knees banged! It hurts the first time, but gets stupendous with practice.
#13. Cotton strands and funky clothing
Our cotton inner wears tend to lave their marks on the nether lips, embarrassing us. So prefer silk instead or a bath before the session.
#14. When the joystick is stuck, there!
Gosh! This is a dangerous one there and painful, too. This happens when the doghead is inside the woman and her vaginal muscles have contracted! It is trapped now! Taking that out is darn painful for the woman, a muscle relaxant may be used.
#15. A tweak of the candle.
HORRIFYING that is! I hope you are able to crack what it is. Yes, as a result of a highly passionate session and it is too hard. Suddenly you hear a snap and there you are, ready to be rushed to the hospital. Although a no-boner, it can apparently break due to extreme pressure.
Stay cautious folks, for they are your assets.
We hope this piece helped you in being a little prepared for the impending embarrassment.
Do share this with your partner if you want to avoid these or share a joke if something from these has already happened with you.